Professor says!
The mad professor
Björk's music not only provides all the essential frequencies the human brain requires to stay in balance, she has arranged these frequencies in a manner that transmits emotion! This has been proven in uncontrolled studies!
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WARNING! The vibrations emitted from Björk's music have been found to contain a strong addictive substance that may change your emotional state. Listen at your own risk of getting hooked!
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A word has been found that accurately describes Bjork, .............. "Indescribable"
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Bjork's music is enhanced by speed. I mean It is perfect driving music, especially in the night or in rainy and snowy weather, the more intense the weather the better. Its because your sense of hearing is experiencing so much sensation from her music that your eyes need the visual stimulation in order to balance the input to your brain. these two elements combined with the feeling of moving down the road, result in a unique and satisfying musical experience.
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Recently a huge crop circle was found in a field in Iceland. Apparently aliens from other planets are Bjork fans too! Out of this world!
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The Lunar Institute for the studies of Björk
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